Monday, December 27, 2010

Christmas Tamales


I've been totally slackin'--I apologize. Though my slacking is really only on blogging about things I've been cooking, restaurants I've discovered, books I've bought and new additions to my urban farm. In the near future you can look forward to posts on Tofurkey, Spanikopita, Thai Vegan, "Entertaining in the Raw" and our chickens (Dezzy, Dixie, Beonce, and Arrrrrgh). Promise. No more slacking.

But truly I have been very actively cooking. For instance, I spent all day Christmas Eve making tamales...whole new respect. I had heard that making tamales was time
consuming and intense but now I know firsthand how arduous it really is. And how rewarding..

Most tamales are not vegetarian. Often the masa has lard, the filling is pork and traditional tamale conservatives will scoff at your attempt. I felt pressured when Marcos told his father, my Mexican father-in-law that I would be bringing tamales to the Christmas brunch. I was only going to bring them if they turned out to be tasty, but now I was required. Shortly after that conversation my aunt-in-law Isela called with some helpful pointers...that's when I realized that maybe vegetarian tamales are an insult? Or maybe they're just unheard of. I don't know but I pulled it together and cranked out three varieties: calabacitas, mushroom and smoked gouda, and red chile and pickled jalepeno. Much to my delight they were tasty and though I wouldn't know what I was missing, the pork, chicken stock, and lard proved unecessary.






The key element to tamales is the masa. Masa is a type of ground cornmeal. And like corn it can be white, yellow or blue. I chose to go with a white grind, the most commonly used in making tamales. When buying my masa at the grocery store down the street a woman approached me and said something indecipherable, I must have said "What" to which she responded "Oh! Do you speak english?". I felt as though she had given me a new sense of confidence, confusing my look to be hispanic. Maybe I really looked as though I knew what I was doing (even though I didn't). Regardless, we briefly talked about tamales and their wonder, neither of us being experts but both enthusiasts.

On the back of the masa was two recipes, one using water or broth and the other using lard. I chose to follow the water/broth version, because lard is disgusting and certainly not vegetarian.

Masa
2 cups masa for tamales (the masa for tortillas and chips is a finer grind. Masa is cut with lime, increasing its calcium.)
1 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
2 cups water or broth (the first time I used a veggie broth, the second two batches I used red chile sauce)
2/3 shortening (I used Earthbalence buttery spread, but any oil will do)

Mix the first 3 ingredients first so that there are not any pockets of baking powder to detract the falvor. Slowly add the broth, mixing with your hands until the dough is soft and not sticky. Then beat in the shortening until the masa is almost fluffy. This amount will make about 1 dozen small tamales.

Tamales
Corn Husks
Masa (prepared as above)
Filling...to follow

Wet down a corn husk (the bigger the husk the easier to learn how to roll them, the smaller ones you can combine with another small husk to increase the size). Fill it with a handful of masa (depending on the size of the husk but typically about 1/2 cup). Press the masa down until it forms about a 1/2 inch tall layer on the husk. I was generous in the middle and went all the way to the left edge so that when you roll them masa fully encases the filling. Fill with filling so that the filling creates a vertical strip in the center. Roll around the filling, and tie on the ends. Place them into a large pot to steam. My pot wasn't large enough and did not completely close so each batch cooked for about 2 hours, the package claimed one. However, everyone I spoke to after the fact claims that tamales take forever, so two hours was not unheard of.

Calabacitas Filling
Calabacitas (Small squash in spanish. I used zukkinis.) precooked in saucepan with olive oil, salt and pepper
1 Ear of Corn, shaved off the cobb
2 onions, sauteed in olive oil, salt and pepper
Green Chile, roasted and torn into strips
Monterey Jack Cheese, about a pound grated

Mushroom and Smoked Gouda
Crimini Mushrooms, 1 package chopped and sauteed
Black olives, your choice
Smoked Gouda, grated, a bit less than above

Red Chile and Pickled Jalepeno
Chopped pickled jalepenos (Isela made ours, delicious)
Aged cheddar, same as above
Black beans

Red Chile Sauce
* to be mixed into the Masa...will turn it red.
5 cloves garlic, minced or crushed
1/2 stick butter
3 tbsp flour
1/4-1/2 cup ground red chile
Water (about 4 cups)
Salt to taste

Saute the garlic in the butter. Slowly add the flour to create a rue. Add chile powder, stir. Slowly add the water being careful not to make the sauce to thin...you can always add more.

A good variation on this recipe is to add onions, with or without the garlic. It gives the sauce a very different flavor.

I did have designs for a spinach and roasted red bell pepper variety as well as a sweet version with walnuts, chocolate, cream cheese, cinnamon and agave. Next time.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Homemade Mac & Cheese

I was going to take the easy way out...I had already envisioned my dinner: a box of Annie's white cheddar mac and cheese...mmmm I thought, no work for me. But then I got to thinking...mmm white cheddar mac and cheese with broccoli, I'll pick up some broccoli and throw it in too. Then I thought...it's never cheesy enough, I'll pick up some Parmesan too. Then I got to thinking...Oh, and I don't want the whole wheat noodles, I want the rice noodles. And then I thought...why are you getting a box? And so it went, I couldn't do it. Boxes sound convenient but usually they lack creativity and end up being just as much a kitchen full of dishes as any old meal.

At the house I had: brown rice penne pasta (Trader Joe's brand..awesome), white cheddar, garlic and butter. All I had to buy on the way home was some broccoli and Parmesan...and of course some red wine...really my evening was made.

So easily too..

2-3 cups dry brown rice pasta
1 medium crown of broccoli chopped to your specifications
1/2 cup grated white cheddar
1/4 cup grated Parmesan
1/3 stick butter or substitute
garlic cloves, as many as you can stand
olive oil (for sauteing)
red wine (for you)

Boil some water then throw in the pasta for about ten minutes or until edible. Saute broccoli with garlic for a minute or so. Grate cheese. Open wine. Drain pasta, put back in pot, add the broccoli and butter, stir. Slowly add cheeses, stirring the whole time. Add salt and pepper to taste. Taste. Pour yourself some wine. Heap some mac and cheese into a bowl and sit down for some home-cooked comfort food.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

FIVE types of basil PESTO!!

Mmmm hmm that's right, five types of basil. There's Genovese, there's Thai, there's lemon, there's purple and there's curly. Together dynamite! I'm growing them all because I'm awesome, but also because they came in a packet of seeds I bought at our local Co-op. The lemon may taste a bit like dish soap when in a Caprese salad but alone picked fresh and placed in your mouth, chewed and swallowed is an experience I would hate to have lived without having. In fact this pesto is an experience that I may have regretted not having without even knowing: a philosophical conundrum that I have alerted you to and now, by making this pesto, you can avoid. Tis true, I am saving you from a mediocre, boring existence.

And now, a recipe. One that may save you from your lackluster life.

5 Types of Basil Pesto

Note: If you are not as cool as me and did not plant 5 types of basil, this recipe is almost as good with just the regular Genovese variety.

8 cups of unprocessed basil(s)
10 sundried tomatoes soaked in hot water for about a 1/2 hour
1/2 cup walnuts (pine nuts are preferable but they were $26.99/lb.)
4 Tbsp. olive oil
6 cloves garlic
1/2 cup parmesean, finely grated
Salt & Pepper to taste
*Do note: I forgot lemon. It was an accident. You should not forget it and put in the juice of 1/2 lemon.

I think that's everything but I am probably forgeting something I put in there. It truly was delicious. Traditionally my family makes this with whole wheat pasta. And then, traditionally, we put the cold leftovers on bread (yes, pasta and pesto on bread...carb fest 2010!!), and enjoy. Try it before you knock it. It's a great way to use pesto leftovers, promise.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Carrot Salsa??

MMMMMmmmmmm Hmmmmmm. I'll ask my dad or my sister for the right name of the restaurant, but there was this Mexican restaurant (El Menchaca! I remembered, but didn't change the rest of the sentence) we used to go to growing up...I'm drawing a blank now but really shouldn't, we went there all the time. I mostly fantasize about their cheese enchiladas because being the picky eater that I was (I know, I know hard to imagine) that was all I ever got. But then I remember their sopapillas....mmmmmmmm... Unlike the version common to New Mexican cuisine, these were large, round, fried, smothered in honey, crispy and chewy things. What I wouldn't give to have another one of those on occasion.

Well anyways, apparently they also made a carrot salsa. Growing up my tastes were certainly not refined enough to appreciate such delicacies but my dad remembers it fondly. When I pulled about three bunches of carrots out of the garden yesterday (and that's not even all of them!) I knew what I was going to make. Uh huh, carrot salsa.

Not having tried it before so having no recollection to base my experiment off of this is what I made:

About 2-3 cups of grated carrots ( I put mine in my new food processor, the current love affair of my kitchen, it being new and all. But really you might just want to grate them so you have larger carrot parts instead of puree.)
Handful cilantro, chopped (You may want to forgo this ingredient as it makes the salsa a funny color. Instead of a vibrant orange it is a dull orangish brown. Again a case for grating.)
1 whole white onion (Chopped or food processed)
2 Habanero Peppers (Be a sissy, throw out the seeds, you do want to eat this salsa right?)
Juice of 1 lime
Salt to taste

This salsa is different yet fantastic. It is easy to make and is sure to please a crowd...

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Thai Coconut Mushroom Soup

I had a maddening craving for Thai Coconut Soup yesterday (and no, I'm not pregnant, to assuage your fears) and HAD to have some. No one was available to go get any, and I had made a pact with myself. I have grown so many vegetables this year that I have more produce than I can possibly eat, more produce than a small farm. My pact was to only eat food that I have made at home until the gardening season has expired. That way I can be sure to eat most of what I've grown and know what and when to give away when I can't.

Anyways, I did have to pick up groceries (isn't that the irony?) as I surely didn't cultivate mushrooms or grow coconuts or rice noodles for that matter. I groceried, then I cooked and it was fantastic.

Recipe:

1 medium onion slivered
5 cloves garlic
2 tsp chopped ginger
1/2 block tofu (didn't grow that either)
1 jalapeno
2-3 tomatoes chopped into large chunks
Lots of small crimini mushrooms, whole
Lots of fresh basil, whole leaves
1 can coconut milk
olive oil
braggs
garlic chile oil

Ok, so I put some olive oil and onions in first, peeled garlic, pressed it and put it in too. Then I chopped the ginger, threw that in. Then the jalapeno (unseeded, don't be a sissy). Then the ginger, cubed. Then the chile oil. Then the basil. Then the mushrooms. Then I stir fried it for a bit. Then I added the coconut milk plus about a can and 1/2 of water. Then I added the braggs to taste. And lo and behold, it tasted practically identical to what I've had in restaurants (and I made it up:).

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Cucumber Salad

Cucumbers are one of, if not my favorite vegetable/fruit (you know that confusing distinction: some say it is a fruit if it has seeds, therefore cucumbers are a fruit (scientific logic), but others say that if it is sweet it's a fruit (common knowledge), I'm siding with them). Regardless, fruit or vegetable, they're crunchy, fresh and delicious. Especially if they're Armenian (curly, skinny, and weird), fresh out of your garden, and prepared the following way...

This simple recipe is easy and can be eaten immediately or left to marinate. Don't let it marinate too long or the cucumbers will turn soft and maybe soon enough have metamorphasized into...pickles!! Well anyway, according to your taste.

Cucumber Salad

One sliced cucumber (mine were Armenian but anything fresh will do)
1-2 Tbsp. of olive oil
1 Tbsp. of vinegar*
Salt and Pepper to taste
3 Tbsp. crumbled feta


*I've used both apple cider and balsamic. Both work great though surprisingly balsamic was less vinegary and therefore blended better.

Mmmmmm enjoy.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Poblanos Rellanos

Dearest Followers (all 8 of you, if you're still reading..),

I apologize. My/our camera was stolen on our honeymoon and I/we have not gotten another. I did however get a jailbroken iPhone for tmobile but am still not sure how to get the computer to see it as a device without wanting to upgrade it in itunes. Oh technology: once in love, yet rejection. Therefore, I did take some lovely photographs of recent meals intending to post and unfortunately am unable to post them. You will just have to deal with an abbreviated version of a recipe without photographs.

Another message I must relay to you, my readers, is that I will no longer be researching my posts as thoroughly as I would like. One, I feel it is hindering me from posting on a regular basis and two, I think you really just read me for the recipes anyway.

Love love, and read often,

brussel



That being said let's get to the meat of it (expression! don't get so literal on me.) Fine, let's get to the vegetable of the hour: poblanos chiles.

I am growing the most beautiful fantastic poblanos chiles you have ever laid eyes on. If you've never laid eyes on a poblanos chile it is a gorgeous foresty velvet green. The shape is a bell pepper who had sex with a green chile. Yeah, I said it, sex. Their baby is slightly spicy when roasted and meatier (an expression!) than a green chile. Mmmmmm.

First you must roast these beauties. I do this on an open stove top flame. Some recommend the oven on broil, I usually forget about them and they are burnt by the time I remember. On a stove top I am held accountable. However this does imply that you must have a gas range. If you do not, follow the later recommendation.

Then you cut a T-slit, not a technical term but a visual description for those of you who are visual learners. A horizontal slit at the top near the stem and in the center of that slit another one vertically down toward the tip. Use your fingers to dig out the seeds.

Next slide in the cheese. I used a blend of cotija, mozzarella and muenster. Twas lovely blend.

Dip them suckers in blue corn meal (the thicker, the more textural and the better so choose your meal by those standards). Dip em' again in egg batter (some eggs in a bowl whipped).

Then fry em' up in some hot veggie oil. Enjoy doused in chile sauce (recipe following, parts/ingredients list at the bottom).


Green Chile Sauce

*You must have some roasted green chiles on hand. If you have fresh chiles follow the instructions above for roasting poblanos chiles.

Put some peeled garlic in a pot with some butter, saute. Add about a 1/4 cup white flour, stir. Chop the chiles, add. Pour in some water (like 2 cups). Simmer, add salt, taste.

Parts/Ingredients List

For Poblanos Rellanos:

Poblanos Chiles (I used 6)
Cheese (I used a blend of cotija, mozzarella and muenster)
Blue Corn Meal
Eggs (2)
Vegetable Oil (I used safflower, like 1/2 cup in a large frying pan)


For Green Chile Sauce:

Roasted Green Chiles (ours are especially hot so it is up to you how many according to your taste, we used too many)
Flour (1/4 cup)
Salt (teaspoon)
Garlic, crushed (lots)